google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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