Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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