I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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