Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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