Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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