Where did you get a picture of my penis
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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