Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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