Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
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The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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