It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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