It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
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I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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