I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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