theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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