He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I want to be your penis for a week.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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