I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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