Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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