What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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