I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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