As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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