yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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