shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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