Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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