Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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