4 words: hood of his car
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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