Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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