everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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