This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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