She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
