did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Randomize