in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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