He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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