so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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