I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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