please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
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