Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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