My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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