margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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