I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I didn't notice because vodka
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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