Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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