Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
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now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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