hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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