Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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