best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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