is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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