I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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