Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
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You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
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