So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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