We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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