question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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