His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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