I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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