This girl is more easily done than said...
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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