...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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