It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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