ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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